mention my name.
sperm don’t become babies
”when i was your age i-”
yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
i don’t mess with no heroin, but i love me some candy.
How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad
See Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad, with control issues.
It’s honestly like Christian Grey level micromanaging. Do you wanna fuck up your kid? Because this is how you fuck up your kid.
My parents did this to me as a teenager.
Nothing will ever match the horror of being called into your dad’s office at the age of 14 and him showing you screenshots of your own computer from the last several months.
Screenshots of private conversations with online friends.
Or records of my internet browsing history.
And then my fundamentalist christian parents asked, “do you masturbate?” because they found I had signed up for this site called “okcupid” in order to do the fun personality quizzes they had on it. And okcupid was a “sex site.”
And they would play mind games with me, pretending that they had been recording more of my activity than they actually had, but refusing to tell me how much, so I never really knew how much they actually knew, or how long they’d been spying on my computer, and I lived in constant fear of them pulling out a “WE KNOW YOU DID THIS, GOTCHA.” at any moment.
Sometimes when I left the room they would sneak onto my computer and go through anything I had left open.
I’m 23 now, and to this day I have a soul-crippling paranoia of anybody getting near my computer. Not even long term romantic partners. NOBODY touches my computer. Never ever ever ever.Because instead of actually communicating with your children, stalk them instead to manipulate them emotionally.
it can barely contain the evil inside
it’s so cute what’s your problem
a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
There is nothing to defend
#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)
This Explanation makes me much less resentful of the overplayed Nostalgia I hear so often.
like we were literally born in such a different time than the one we exist in now and it all happened so fast
It’s better to be happy in leggings, than sad in jeans
2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
(Source: skookumthesamoyed)
Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes
i love the gender neutrality js
lets post these everywhere
jenn <3
i hope i remember it correctly, but today’s your birthday, right? (please let me be right or this will be really awkward :D)
i wish you nothing but the best for your birthday! i hope you have a wonderful day and people are extra super nice to you and you get some nice presents :)
feel hugged and cuddled!
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JANINE! I miss you so much, and this literally made my day <3 <3 <3 <3
I was not expecting anything when I logged on just now. You’re absolutely perfect!